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An Intergalactic Space Case Study
We are pleased to announce the results of our latest marketing adventure. Last year we were hired by a certain global company to market inter-globally. Their product was actually selling so well here...
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Blogaliciousness
Remember that Asian kid who picked up the viola at age two and immediately busted out some Chopin? Well that’s an analogy of us to blogging. We’re like blogging prodigies. After only 15 days we are...
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What to do if you are too good looking.
Ok, so you are probably not as good looking as us, but maybe you are fairly attractive. Here's what you need to know. When you are really, really good looking, like us, there are things in life that...
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PAIHOPTOO
We’ve just heard some news that rocked our world. IHOP is now providing “togo” meals. This must be stopped. To think that you would order yourpancakes, drive up, and simply drive away is simply...
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Smile.
Raise your hand if you've got one. Good. You see the point of this entry is to make you feel good about yourself. Look, a lot of people don't have as much going for them as we do. So it's natural to...
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Cash Only
Our accounts payable and receivable dude Daniel just told us that we are basically a cash business. So there are going to be some changes around here, starting right now.First, we only accept cash. Not...
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We’re not just naughty we’re cosmonauty. Which is spelled that way for a reason. Yeah, so we did this little thing as a very small part of a big thing for Microsoft Windows Vista launch promotion and...
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Blog World F.O.
Seriously, we almost have to hide these days. We had to go back and rework our numbers so it looked like no one really was on this blog site. Why? Because all of the top bloggers like Daily Kos ,...
View ArticleWexley helps Nicaragua.
Let's face it, Nicaragua needs help. Things are crazy over there. There have been snowstorms, windstorms, giant caterpillars the size of cantaloupes infesting the corn, large rocks falling, mudslides,...
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This is OUR now...
OMG. The BEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD dropped by Wexley today. He's got an ice cream truck and he travels around the country (and eventually the world) and GIVES AWAY FREE ICE CREAM!FREEEEEEEE!And...
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Thank You, AdAge.
So now you know. The secret is out. No, not that secret. The secret behind the real Wexley. The business side of Wexley. We know, we put on this "wacky" front to all of you, but that's the...
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Seattle Picks Picks Wexley!!!
Yeah, that's right, the fine folks at Seattle Picks , The best online fashion Newsletter about the Pacific Northwest and Seattle in the entire world, has picked Wexley as one of their favorite...
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Die Russian cats Die.
Guns don’t kill people. People who spend $60 to watch 35 cats be tortured by 5 fat mediocre clowns kill people. And cats. And clowns.This weekend 2 members of Wexley were duped in the biggest scam in...
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Wexley introduces: MyWexley
Because every product in the world seems to think they need an area of their website called My_______, Wexley School for Girls has decided to be become a real company like them. "We think MyWexley can...
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Damn it. We are #2.
It's tough for us to admit this, but we've realized we aren't the best in the world. Sure we are still one of the best in the world, but we have been humbled. Two words: Face Off. Have you seen it...
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Wexley will be "Dancing with the stars."
So, Dancing With the Stars contacted us last week to see if we, as a group, wanted to participate on the next Dancing With the Stars . We asked how we could compete with Apolo Anton Ohno , who is also...
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NEWS FLASH! - Lemmings :(
This lemming did not commit suicide. Walt Disney pushed it. Seriously. Check Wikipedia .Oh Walt, how could you?
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Kick "A" Blog
Although we don’t do a whole lot of traditional advertising, we often get requests from ad students to take a look at portfolios of fake ads. These portfolios cost upwards of $35,000 in tuition to...
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Wexley Math
Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" video VS. Lissette's "Eclipse Total del Amore." Who wins? We ran elements from each video through Wexley's patented New NEW Super Scientific Ninja Math and...
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Team Wex
Great breaking news on the Wexley sports front. We won the Seattle City League co-rec B Division Championship! Being the best is totally the best.We took our perfect 9-0 record into the playoffs after...
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Countdown to New Wexley
Prepare to hate your jobs even more than you do now. We have a new space and we think it's kind of ok. Update on that: It actually kicks complete agency ass. Check back for new photos over the next...
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Stop it!
We just have to say something that may be tough for some people to understand. Stop it, clients! Yeah, we said it. Stop it. Stop trying to have sex with us every time we have a meeting. Stop gazing...
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Wexley and Nau. Now.
If you want to get up close and personal with the Wex, you have your chance today. We've taken a break from working out and flexing in the mirror to help create some awareness for our parters Nau. You...
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Wexley welcomes, Grandpa Wexley!
It's not just another October 23rd. Well, technically, it is just another October 23rd. But for the people near and dear to Wexley, we had a historic visitor today. Father Time has graduated one of...
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